February 2012
133 posts
whoreoscopes:
doomf:
That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?
25796323689432 feet you say?
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Homestuck Troll Survey!
thehouseofpun:
Ok, it’s time to fuse my love of statistics and Homestuck. If you’re reading this and you’re a fan of Homestuck first of all, go you, secondly, please reblog this adding:
1: Your favourite troll
2: Your least favourite troll
(Optional) 3: The troll you find most attractive
At some point I will seek this out, collect all the data and make some awesome piecharts.
Thank...
milicentpottywinkle:
elasticitymudflap:
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Nick and Kandis debating homestuck part 2
Pyralspite: he just dies
Pyralspite: :////
That guy: never showed he died
That guy: oh wait
That guy: fuck
That guy: yes it did
Pyralspite: mhm
That guy: damn it
That guy: yeah
That guy: so either the games are connected(which would be logical since dirk was technically in BETA) or they're completely independant
That guy: but this session is the ALPHA which means it can win
That guy: so its kind of....confusing to know dirk eventually died
Pyralspite: maybe
Pyralspite: the kids from alpha, since they won,
Pyralspite: created beta
That guy: or maybe the game is just some stupid symbolism shit about coming of age
Pyralspite: and
Pyralspite: moved on to beta as lusii
That guy: nah man
That guy: its alpha
That guy: they cant make the game worse
That guy: if its already perfected, they cant like
That guy: or rather
Pyralspite: no see
That guy: they wouldnt deliberately make it worse
Pyralspite: beta /got/ corrupted
Pyralspite: dave scratched it
Pyralspite: so then
Pyralspite: it became a doomed game
That guy: oh
That guy: well fuck
That guy: but
That guy: also see
That guy: beta is universally meaning incomplete, still needing to bug it out
That guy: hmm
That guy: its all confusing
That guy: although it was kind of coincidental that dave's "bro" had a copy of the game
That guy: idk, im confused with myself at this point
That guy: yo
That guy: o-o
Pyralspite: zoned out
Pyralspite: i simply think
Pyralspite: dirk = bro
Pyralspite: finished/ won Alpha session
Pyralspite: so
Pyralspite: moved on into beta
Pyralspite: to help
Pyralspite: and
That guy: but then hey
That guy: that would mean that homestuck is endless
Pyralspite: it is
That guy: so then
That guy: how the fuck does it come to an end
That guy: thats the tough part
That guy: because even webcomics cant go on forever
Pyralspite: I guess hussie intends to end it at a point that it could still be continued from
Pyralspite: for like
Pyralspite: the fans to say hey what if the delta session..
Pyralspite: or whatever
That guy: that would suck
That guy: i kind of really wanna see an end to this
That guy: not some retarded continuous "draw any conclusion you want" ending
That guy: fuck i hate those
That guy: i will hate hussie if he does that
Nick and Kandis debating homestuck part 1
That guy: and
That guy: im also kind of surprised/excited
That guy: because vriska's ancestor is blue
That guy: and well ya know
That guy: ewe...
Pyralspite: ?
That guy: jake is obsessed with blue girls
Pyralspite: oh right
That guy: although
That guy: when they show vriska's ancestor
That guy: its kind of weird
That guy: her eyes are whited out
That guy: and that usually means that the person is dead...
Pyralspite: hmm
Pyralspite: hopefully this ancestor is less of a bitch than Vriska
That guy: this is sburb (ALPHA)
That guy: of course she wont be
That guy: the sburb (BETA) was called beta for a reason
That guy: meaning it wasnt supposed to be good
That guy: people were supposed to be shitty
That guy: so yeah, i think its safe to assume that everyone's chill with eachother this time
That guy: because remember
That guy: or rather
That guy: if i remember right
That guy: there were 2 generations of ancestors
That guy: the original where blood color decided everything
That guy: then the next was the generation to wear the sufferer necklaces
That guy: and chose to look beyond blood color
That guy: right?
Pyralspite: kinda
Pyralspite: they were the same generation, all the same age
Pyralspite: just
Pyralspite: most of the lower blood colors
Pyralspite: were on the sufferer's side
That guy: wait but
That guy: ...
That guy: hm
That guy: wait ima need to look up some shit
That guy: i distinctly remember that there were 2 versions of ancestors
That guy: like karkat's had 2 different ones
That guy: they looked completely different
Pyralspite: I dont think so o-o
Pyralspite: oh, no
Pyralspite: you're thinking of
Pyralspite: the signless and the sufferer
That guy: o-o
That guy: the fucks the signless
Pyralspite: http://images.wikia.com/mspaintadventures/images/a/aa/04055.gif
signless - before they caught him/while he was still free/being protected by his followers (I'm pretty sure)
That guy: waiiit
That guy: waitwait
Pyralspite: http://images.wikia.com/mspaintadventures/images/7/76/Karkat_ancestor.gif the sufferer
That guy: yeah man
That guy: they were both karkat's ancestor
Pyralspite: mhm
Pyralspite: same troll
That guy: oh shit
That guy: i thought they killed the sufferer
That guy: he kind of lost a lot of blood while...suffering, too
That guy: you sure theyre the same?
Pyralspite: pretty sure
Pyralspite: well
Pyralspite: see, the sufferer
Pyralspite: while suffering
Pyralspite: dunno what happened after that
Pyralspite: the signless
Pyralspite: before suffering
Pyralspite: had followers and was healthy and all
Pyralspite: just
Pyralspite: an outcast because of his blood color, which is unbelievably low
Pyralspite: but
That guy: yeah
Pyralspite: he preached of ways that trolls could get over blood color
Pyralspite: so
That guy: (brb, but continue)
Pyralspite: he was hunted/a bounty
Pyralspite: because
Pyralspite: because of his preaching (trolls didn't like that, blood color is/was their way of life)
Pyralspite: and
Pyralspite: because of his extremely low blood color
Pyralspite: the ancestors that were his followers, either: believe what he preached, or pitied him and were just on his side
That guy: sounds to me like he was a completely different troll
Pyralspite: nope
Pyralspite: he got caught
Pyralspite: and suffered
That guy: ah
That guy: sp nvm then
That guy: :c
Pyralspite: :/
That guy: *so
That guy: it kinda sucks though
That guy: since well
That guy: i think we've already been told how their story goes
That guy: and somehow
That guy: eventually
That guy: dirk loses cal and his sword
That guy: or at least, if the alpha connects to the beta, it should
Pyralspite: why would he lose cal and his sword
Pyralspite: o-o
Pyralspite: dirk becomes bro
That guy: dont you remember?
That guy: yeah
That guy: Bro fought Jack
That guy: jack took the sword and cal
That guy: thats why Jack has the uh
That guy: unbeatable katana
Pyralspite: oh, well,
Pyralspite: in that case
Pyralspite: it's not that he loses his shit (no pun intended)
Pyralspite: but
Boyfriend is coming down from New Jersey tomorrow!!
me: -leaves room and walks into kitchen-
dad: hey she came out of her hole
dad: it's like you live in a cave
dad: we haven't seen you in a while
dad: it's like you're a gnome or troll or something
dad: you only leave to stock up on food
dad: oh and there she goes
dad: walking right past me with her food
dad: see you in a few days
Just add your URL or country!!
Alabama: delightfully-awkward
Alaska:
Arizona:
Arkansas:
California: lizzy-ethel-cordelia-middleford, blackicesunflowers & missproxy & montecarlohitman, norwegian-chocolate-delight, xdenisejolenex, eridans-crotch, sassy-pansexual-nepeta, matter-and-change
Chile: chicksdigthephoenix
Colorado: cwizumi, spiceysteel
Connecticut:
Deleware:
Florida:
Georgia: i-aint-bovvered, tanglebuddy, english-jakeenglish
Greece: lucamacken
Hawaii:
Idaho:
Illinois: queen-of-hearts92, estellise-sama, nashimoto-p, twofacedelaine, soporslimeteatime, littlemotherfucker / yournightmareisstillalive
Indiana: herroyalabattoir
Iowa: zimie-stef
Kansas:
Kentucky: his-fair-lady
Louisiana: Nakkers
Maine:
Malaysia: owlsomepost
Maryland: craptasticwurst
Massachusetts: zwillingereich, lunagracie
Michigan: Talldarkandmoe, striderprovider, t33nLeijon
Minnesota: aloistrancy4ever
Mississippi:
Missouri:
Montana: wwizard
Nebraska:
Nevada:
New Hampshire:
New Jersey:
New Mexico: vincent-phantomhive
New York: tamakiisuoh, babybeeth
North Carolina:
North Dakota:
Ohio: minty-murderess
Oklahoma: HetaliaFantasy
Oregon:
Pennsylvania:
Rhode Island:
South Carolina: ask-kagene-rui
South Dakota:
Tennesee:
Texas: stephfearsflying,sugaryacid
Utah:
Vermont:
Virginia: gemma-the-hootowl,
Washington: lumberjerk
West Virginia:
Wisconsin:
Wyoming:
Canada: Miss.Pumpkin
United Kingdom: fangirl-with-a-fez, Lisa-Silverman, Cherrythefruityberry, Ohtani-Hanako, gir-chan, Schnellly
Australia: lady-serah
Italy~: hikaru-hitachiin-brother
US Virgin Islands: teeyanuh
Reblog with a photo/gif that always makes you lose...
theothersidehassnow:
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vriskas-tits:
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mochiyoshka:
thegreatgonzales:
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